tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-204808902011-04-21T21:48:03.157-07:00simio/01http://www.blogger.com/profile/07954637679448941600noreply@blogger.comBlogger201100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20480890.post-72512433506724424512007-08-15T11:49:00.000-07:002007-08-15T11:53:08.344-07:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_m5WAgergY-A/RsNLEH1wbdI/AAAAAAAAAA4/90ojmu8xZeI/s1600-h/mufasa.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5099001737309613522" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_m5WAgergY-A/RsNLEH1wbdI/AAAAAAAAAA4/90ojmu8xZeI/s400/mufasa.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><div></div><div>ololobosa elelebele, </div><div>la profecia se ha cumplido,</div><div>él está aqui...</div><div></div><div></div><div> </div><div> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20480890-7251243350672442451?l=revolucionpayasa.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>simio/01http://www.blogger.com/profile/07954637679448941600noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20480890.post-40713576835592232192007-06-10T03:04:00.000-07:002007-06-10T03:10:17.503-07:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_m5WAgergY-A/RmvNte_g93I/AAAAAAAAAAw/U6wT89Wh6wE/s1600-h/orangutania.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5074375586460268402" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_m5WAgergY-A/RmvNte_g93I/AAAAAAAAAAw/U6wT89Wh6wE/s400/orangutania.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_m5WAgergY-A/RmvNGO_g92I/AAAAAAAAAAo/UMz-u6qwNoQ/s1600-h/orangutania.jpg"></a><br /><br /><div><em>sabias que...</em></div><div><em></em> </div><div>ALGUNOS SIMIOS EMPLEAN SUS</div><div>HECES COMO ARMA ARROJADIZA.</div><div> </div><div>m.</div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20480890-4071357683559223219?l=revolucionpayasa.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>simio/01http://www.blogger.com/profile/07954637679448941600noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20480890.post-1140651450090766922006-02-22T15:27:00.000-08:002006-02-22T15:40:19.686-08:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4879/2052/1600/sdkjb.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4879/2052/320/sdkjb.jpg" border="0" /></a> confeti en tu coño nena...<br />confeti en tu coño nena...<br />confeti en tu coño nena...<br /><br />He saciado mi entrepierna de víscera y ha llegado<br />la hora de mear sangre en tu cepillo de dientes, Gilda.<br />De cualquier manera tengo la dentadura poblada de<br />bello púbico y aparqué mis 100burras en tu portada. El caballo lo llevo puesto, la procesión va por dentro y la pus por fuera.<br />Ya lo único visible es mi cara de otro; te recuerda a tu primera comunion?... con el culo a reventar de sanjacobos... al menos me regalaron el reloj de oro y la bola del mundo.<br />Callate que te puedo, hijodeputa.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">KidChalao+mOrdEcAi</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20480890-114065145009076692?l=revolucionpayasa.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>simio/01http://www.blogger.com/profile/07954637679448941600noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20480890.post-1140563872743443412006-02-21T15:02:00.000-08:002006-02-21T15:27:41.480-08:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4879/2052/1600/pis%20copia.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4879/2052/320/pis%20copia.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />* *<br />garrafonidos de eter almibarado... a eso olia la estancia, ademas los cuatro porros de padrastros no ayudaban a mejorar la situacion y mi percepcion era la de un niño comemocos cualquiera.<br />tras una larga etapa en europa como esnifador de pedos y espantajo en bautizos de cobayas, decidi volver a mi tierra natal.<br />me subi a la motopolla de charly y recordé las palabras de mi anciana madre: -quitale el casco a ese cabron y que se joda, asi aprenderá.<br /> tras este introito solo quedarán cables pelados en el suelo y grasa en los cristales...<br />dejame a solas con mis lagañas... por favor... <span style="font-size:78%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:78%;color:#cccccc;"><strong>.</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">KidChalao+mOrdEcAi</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20480890-114056387274344341?l=revolucionpayasa.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>simio/01http://www.blogger.com/profile/07954637679448941600noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20480890.post-1140123915359309412006-02-16T12:53:00.000-08:002006-02-22T15:44:44.020-08:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4879/2052/1600/bla.0.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4879/2052/320/bla.0.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />Fue hace mucho tiempo, en la ultima reunión de los chipenchipewa, cuando se decidio que tenian que elegir a un nuevo estúlfin. Nadie parecia dispuesto a pasar la prueba, hasta que el valiente hijo de Fanfárrio, macmúrriagan pronunció las palabras prohibidas:<br /><br />-alácelas!!!<br /><br />entonces la enorme puerta de musarañas arriostrantes se abrió tras un crujido, dejando ver al gran tejón de madera.<br /><br />continuará...<br /><span style="font-size:78%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">mOrdEcAi</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20480890-114012391535930941?l=revolucionpayasa.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>simio/01http://www.blogger.com/profile/07954637679448941600noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20480890.post-1140029149511947592006-02-15T10:41:00.000-08:002006-02-15T10:49:02.910-08:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4879/2052/1600/smspompa.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4879/2052/320/smspompa.jpg" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20480890-114002914951194759?l=revolucionpayasa.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>simio/01http://www.blogger.com/profile/07954637679448941600noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20480890.post-1139695047604508382006-02-11T13:53:00.000-08:002006-02-11T14:00:58.026-08:00<div align="left"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4879/2052/320/buena.jpg" border="0" /><span style="font-size:85%;">...yo soy la ulima.<br /></span><br /><span style="font-size:78%;"><em>mOrdEcAi</em></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20480890-113969504760450838?l=revolucionpayasa.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>simio/01http://www.blogger.com/profile/07954637679448941600noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20480890.post-1137619340674960242006-01-18T13:21:00.000-08:002006-01-19T11:18:17.406-08:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4879/2052/1600/gazmondigosmont.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4879/2052/320/gazmondigosmont.jpg" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20480890-113761934067496024?l=revolucionpayasa.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>simio/01http://www.blogger.com/profile/07954637679448941600noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20480890.post-1137618735715142202006-01-18T13:08:00.000-08:002006-01-18T13:21:08.783-08:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4879/2052/1600/pompachan.1.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4879/2052/320/pompachan.1.jpg" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20480890-113761873571514220?l=revolucionpayasa.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>simio/01http://www.blogger.com/profile/07954637679448941600noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20480890.post-1136585749434006842006-01-06T14:13:00.000-08:002006-01-06T14:25:35.313-08:00<div align="center"><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4879/2052/1600/principe2.0.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4879/2052/320/principe2.jpg" border="0" /></a><em><br />FIN</em></div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:78%;">mOrdEcAi+fraava</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20480890-113658574943400684?l=revolucionpayasa.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>simio/01http://www.blogger.com/profile/07954637679448941600noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20480890.post-1136585062530167362006-01-06T14:01:00.000-08:002006-01-06T14:27:34.156-08:00<div align="center"><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4879/2052/1600/principe1.1.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4879/2052/320/principe1.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">mOrdEcAi+fraava</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20480890-113658506253016736?l=revolucionpayasa.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>simio/01http://www.blogger.com/profile/07954637679448941600noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20480890.post-1136497861058865992006-01-05T13:31:00.000-08:002006-01-05T14:29:17.730-08:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4879/2052/1600/tocada1.0.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4879/2052/320/tocada1.0.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><em><strong>hijo:</strong></em></span> hola mama <div align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;"><em><strong>madre:</strong></em></span> hola hijo</div><div align="left"><em><strong><span style="font-size:85%;">h</span>:</strong></em> mama...te puedo preguntar algo?</div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;"><em><strong>m:</strong></em></span> claro hijo...</div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;"><em><strong>h:</strong></em></span> hoy he visto por la calle como unos dibujos</div><div align="left">muy extraños, que significan?</div><div align="left"><em><strong><span style="font-size:85%;">m</span>:</strong></em> tu que has sentido al verlos?</div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;"><em><strong>h:</strong> </em></span>...nada, supongo. Bueno si, me han hecho</div><div align="left">SONREIR...</div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;"><em><strong>m:</strong></em></span> pues ya esta hijo, eso es lo que significan.</div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;"><em><strong>h:</strong></em></span> peroo</div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;"><em><strong>m:</strong> </em></span><span style="font-size:100%;">nada de peros. Eso es lo que hay... </span></div><div align="left">anda, terminate la sopa.</div><div align="right"></div><div align="right"></div><div align="right"><span style="font-size:78%;">mOrdEcAi</span></div><div align="right"></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20480890-113649786105886599?l=revolucionpayasa.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>simio/01http://www.blogger.com/profile/07954637679448941600noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20480890.post-1136496650870868392006-01-05T13:25:00.000-08:002006-01-07T10:23:35.016-08:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4879/2052/1600/DSC05790.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4879/2052/320/DSC05790.jpg" border="0" /></a>En efecto amigos, la mayoría de vosotros<br />lo habeis acertado.<br />Es la nueva plantilla de la R.P.<br /><br />Quien no sonrrie al leer estas magníficas<br />palabras?<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">mOrdEcAi</span><br /><span style="font-size:78%;"><em>feliz cumpleaños alvarado.</em></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20480890-113649665087086839?l=revolucionpayasa.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>simio/01http://www.blogger.com/profile/07954637679448941600noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20480890.post-1136495827517086032006-01-05T13:06:00.000-08:002006-01-07T10:24:31.253-08:00<div align="center"><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4879/2052/1600/lideres.3.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4879/2052/320/lideres.3.jpg" border="0" /></a> ...llegaron del lejano oriente,</div><div align="center">guiados por una estrella,</div><div align="center">y consigo portaban regalos,</div><div align="center">el primero trajo <em>grasa</em> y <em>fieltro</em></div><div align="center">el segundo <em>los misterios de la célula</em></div><div align="center">y el tercero <em>aires de zanahoria</em> y <em>tortilla deconstruida</em>...</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:78%;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:78%;">.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:78%;">mOrdEcAi</span></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20480890-113649582751708603?l=revolucionpayasa.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>simio/01http://www.blogger.com/profile/07954637679448941600noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20480890.post-1136319058167654502006-01-03T11:56:00.000-08:002006-01-05T14:01:54.783-08:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4879/2052/1600/RP1.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4879/2052/320/RP1.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Aquí empieza la revolución payasa amigos...<br />con un mono, un pájaro y una pared vacía como tantas.<br />Lo próximo, una suelta indiscriminada de gallinas por la ciudad.<br />Es mejor que escape, señora, y no abra la puerta a nadie!!!<br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">podría ser el<em> payaso</em> <em>Mordecai</em>....<br />o podría ser <em>Kid Chalao</em>.... </span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">KidChalao</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20480890-113631905816765450?l=revolucionpayasa.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>simio/01http://www.blogger.com/profile/07954637679448941600noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20480890.post-1136314414720828682006-01-03T10:51:00.000-08:002006-01-04T08:25:44.650-08:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4879/2052/1600/amigos.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4879/2052/320/amigos.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">dedicada al hermano </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><em>(ay mamaa!) </em></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">mOrdEcAi<br /><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20480890-113631441472082868?l=revolucionpayasa.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>simio/01http://www.blogger.com/profile/07954637679448941600noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20480890.post-1136311281854369022006-01-03T09:56:00.000-08:002006-01-04T08:14:48.613-08:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4879/2052/1600/old-tv-1.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4879/2052/400/old-tv-1.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><strong>ella</strong>: mira cariño, empieza la revolución payasa.<br /><strong>el:</strong> ...si que bien... (me das asco)<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">desde la R.P.</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">apoyamos a la familia.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">mOrdEcAi</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20480890-113631128185436902?l=revolucionpayasa.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>simio/01http://www.blogger.com/profile/07954637679448941600noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20480890.post-1136307656534458102006-01-03T08:57:00.001-08:002006-01-04T08:13:55.283-08:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4879/2052/1600/we%20are%20the%20monks.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4879/2052/320/we%20are%20the%20monks.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><p align="center"><strong>we are the monks </strong></p><p align="center"><strong>we are the monks</strong></p><p align="center"><strong>we are the we are the</strong></p><p align="center"><strong>we are te MONKS!!!</strong></p><p align="center"><em>...si la sabes canta conmigo amigo...</em></p><p align="center"><span style="font-size:78%;"></span> </p><p align="center"><span style="font-size:78%;">mOrdEcAi</span></p><p align="left"><span style="font-size:78%;"></span> </p><p align="left"> </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20480890-113630765653445810?l=revolucionpayasa.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>simio/01http://www.blogger.com/profile/07954637679448941600noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20480890.post-1136306245691540152006-01-03T08:28:00.000-08:002006-01-04T08:31:34.940-08:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4879/2052/1600/DSC05734.jpg"></a><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4879/2052/1600/DSC05749.0.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4879/2052/320/DSC05749.0.jpg" border="0" /></a>Monos en la calle. <div align="left">Monos al doblar la esquina. </div><div align="left">Monos en las aceras... </div><div align="left"> </div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;"><em>Es la hora simia</em>. Sonría señora!! </span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:78%;">KidChalao<br /></div></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20480890-113630624569154015?l=revolucionpayasa.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>simio/01http://www.blogger.com/profile/07954637679448941600noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20480890.post-1136300941829899232006-01-03T07:00:00.000-08:002006-01-04T08:30:10.946-08:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4879/2052/1600/DSC05741.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4879/2052/320/DSC05741.jpg" border="0" /></a> <em>Queridos caramierda<br /></em><span style="font-family:Courier New;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Courier New;">ha comenzado...</span><br /><span style="font-family:Courier New;">suelta los perros.</span><br /><span style="font-family:Courier New;">suelta los monos.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">KidChalao</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20480890-113630094182989923?l=revolucionpayasa.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>simio/01http://www.blogger.com/profile/07954637679448941600noreply@blogger.com3